BootyEnthusiast

Using the bar too. Shameful display.

Man it’d been a hot minute since the last chapter. Good to see it’s back.

Here’s the mod who did all this btw:

True and straight. Anon had sex.

“lobsters in vases”

“How do lobsters get into vases?”

“Are vases lobsters?”

“Can a lobster run for president?”

“Is the president a lobster?”

“Historical lobsters in politics”

“Am I a lobster?”

“Lobster deworming medication”

“Red Lobster CEO in 2007”

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“how to drive stick shift unmarked 1996 Honda Civic”

Bitch status

What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?

I am Spartacus

I’m still waiting for the price to go down (AKA public domain)

Filtering Pugjesus’ posts was the greatest boost to my lemmy experience.

YDI

You’re literally the “GIVE ME A FUCKING EXE” guy.

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

Sorry fam, db0 is too good as a shorthand.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Wear it proudly.

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don’t understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there’s zero chance of you being up money at any point.

Anon needs to post dashcam footage

I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi

Ol 3 leg Ned

This explains SO MUCH

What’s up with that source? Seems sketchy to be linking a post from a digital media agency that has basically zero engagement whatsoever.