I think that already IS an episode isn’t it? I distinctly recall something about a rodeo where the clowns end up being gay, but it was bill that got mistaken for one of them after he found joy in being a clown?

And here I thought sticking mine on the side of my house was the way to go…

It’s not my mouth that I want tall, long, and thicksome to be stopping in. Getting it all the way into the throat makes it feminine again.

I don’t know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

…I’ve never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don’t ever let it escape you.

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white ‘friend.’

Heh, appreciate what you’ve got, matey. It is amazing in relationships when things line up like that, whether sexual or in other areas.

it sucks that there aren’t a lot of options to get us both off at the same time

I’m trying to think here, and the only ones I know of are either plain addons (like taping a vibrator to the area), or an attachment/device that works like the rabbit vibrators. I personally have an anal kink, and have always wanted to try the toys that go in both at once.

but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women

God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women’s orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman’s hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing being guided by woman’s hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.

Right now your best best is the nsfw asklemmy. It likely gets the most views from people, so you’re more likely to connect.

I love d&d because I grew up with it, but absolutely agree with you. I think that with new players, involving them in the world for roleplay is the most critical part, and character creation with Fate is the best I’ve seen for someone to pick up and use in 10 minutes.

Because someone out there likes videos of women smashing small animals to death with their feet. I do believe there might be people out there who like boobs (this picture hits that note), people who like boobs being ‘presented’ to them (this picture really hits that), and there might be people who like boobs that are ready to be smashed between two boards as if they’re a nsfw revival of the hydraulic press channel.

I dunno. I just saw boobs and clicked the upvote and didn’t think about the board.

O.o Do you want research papers and essays? I’m tangentially aware of the skin microbiome (yay, how everything in microbiology is supposed to be related so we all are expected to know what the weird fucking colleagues are doing in those nasty skin crevices instead of clean[ish] brackish water systems that are where the real science happens) and the amount of information on the workings of all the little microbes on your beautiful holobiont is astonishing. Like, the difference between what people think they know about our mutualistic relationships with our symbionts and what is really known is massive. Imagine the difference between the grade school kid who knows we eat food for energy, and the undergrad learning about the Kreb cycle. It’s bigger than that! It’s more like the difference between the neonate on the breast and the senior undergrad studying the enzymes that facilitate the rearrangements of molecules in the Kreb cycle. The sheer amount of control that microbes in your gut and on your skin (and other places too) have on your body boggles the mind. Did you know the microbes in your gut can control your mind?

If you want some fun, do a quick search on your favorite database for the terms “allergen,” “cockroach,” and “dog.” Then go for “SCFA,” “immune system,” and “Firmicutes.” You can also use “Bacillota” instead of Firmicutes, because people want to be trendy. Go for a deep dive with “breast,” “microbiome,” “milk,” “gut,” and “bottle.”

Eh, the worst that could ever happen is we would set up something along the lines of one of the dildos on the wall/floor in front of me, and him behind. He’d pound away, pushing me ever further onto the silicone. Plus, can you imagine how much fun it would be to make him sit in a chair and watch me go to town, having to wait his turn? Teasing is an understatement! No practice ever wasted ;)

I don’t know who else to share this with, which is one of the reasons I made the post, but I am nearly squealing with joy right now. My first reply to these threads was about trying to deepthroat bigger phalluses (phallusi? is it greek based and thus I have to break out my declensions?), and I was eventually able to get the 11"(I think?) tentadick down, but now I feel like I’ve made real progress.

I was in a good mood and headspace, and really wanted to go for IT. Well, a little self love and some mild moaning later, I had my lips all the way to that bottom ridge. I don’t know if it’s physically possible to lick the balls, but maybe in the next few weeks I’ll get further. One day I’ll be dating someone again, and get to whip this party trick out with them, but until then, ya’ll are the best audience I could get!

The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman’s vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

I have no idea where I’m at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn’t really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they’re mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don’t want those things, only to imagine them?

…now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I’d try just about everything. I know I wouldn’t like everything, but I’d try it just to say I had.

Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I’d say I’m pretty perverted.

No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they’re women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth…mm.

Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

Haha, no! I’ve always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

It’s been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

Sadly, I don’t know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can’t quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I’ve worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don’t really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn’t come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.