The officers compensation, drone operators, infrastructure to run it all sums up to about 75k for the amount of time it took to get the perp.

The suspect stole $75 worth of merchandise and was only suspected of previous thefts but no evidence was given.

Totally makes sense.

It should be mandated that top level executives be replaced with AI.

My password manager is on sticky notes, no one is gonna hack that.

Russia right now: “Oh no, not enough manpower in European military you say?”

My LLM is now explaining how a CEO has no real purpose and someone paid much less can make decisions based upon how board members or stockholders would react.

Her sexual orientation has no effect on swimming skill, sir!

The real convo we will never hear about until its revealed in some obscure court case:

Phil Spencer: “We would like kernel level DRM on your Steam Deck in order for Game Pass to work.”

Gabe Newell: “Hahahahahaha! Let me know when you retire Game Pass. k thx bye need to print money.”

Maybe it was the jewish lazor defense system that twitter had as a top result for over 24hrs before the hospital explosion.

Its easier to just walk through security and pretend to be a TSA agent.

You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules… again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.

Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

To think… there will be children soon asking “Who is Lady Gaga?”

I love when they start talking about non-sports topics and typically throw in a fake fact, misnomer, stereotypes, misconceptions.

My favorite being “Oh, I heard airplanes cant take off when its too hot because the wheels will melt on the runway.”

The Prompt: “AI, create a soda flavor!”

The response: “Heres a recipe for a soda flavor… 1C corn syrup, 2C carbonated water, 1tsp your choice of food coloring. I could have prefaced this recipe with 10 paragraphs explaining the history of soda littered with browser breaking ads, but I am not a sociopath.”

They probably have better benefits and work-life balance than most employers.

Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won’t happen again, it was a one night standing review.

Driving a tank to hell is probably a good idea.

Yeah, I have no sympathy for any mods. All my experiences have been negative. Even when trying to help communities by reporting spam or asking mods what they are doing about it, I would just get a permaban and muted.

Maybe if more of them did an effort to actually moderate the moderators, have subs work like democracies, actually ban bots then maybe just maybe more users would have cared about them.

Mentally handicapped makes a lot more sense because I have never seen one of those things drive normally.