Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.
It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!
Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??
Nice
Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins
Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn’t count.
*greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society
I much prefer the Japanese propaganda
Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.
OOP has never had sex. This is proof
Neither OP :(
did you remove your own upvote after posting…?
Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit
