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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon buys a can of beans

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Anon buys a can of beans

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    deleted by creator

    • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works
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      This is very important, thanks

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      what a boorish genocidal anime, with such a kickass theme song

      • Soulg@ani.social
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        I hope you learn to enjoy fiction and stop being so miserable for your own sake

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          Idk doesn’t sound very miserable, just sounds like you got angry because they don’t like Goblin Slayer.

          So, I guess… I hope you learn to enjoy reality and stop being so miserable for your own sake.

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    What?

    • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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      no. this makes complete sense.

    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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      It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

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      I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      You died for 7 minutes on the operating table and went into a coma. We are experimental researchers trying to communicate to you through a new brain interface. We are trying to get you to wake up.

      Are you ready to be woke?

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    Is this a metaphor I’m not recognizing?

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s a metaphor for entitled Karens

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        Why did you say Karens twice?

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          Sahara desert.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      No, it’s a response to someone complaining that you only kill Goblins in the game Goblin Slayer

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        So not no, but actually yes

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    Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans

    Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.


    Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke

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      You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.

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      The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don’t worry about funniness

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    Am I too normal to understand this?

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      According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.

      So Anon “Bought a Can of Beans” by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there “Wasn’t any salad in the Can of Beans,” because all he does is… Slay Goblins.

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      You come to c/Greentext. You receive a green text. You don’t get the joke. You come to comments in order to complain

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    It’s a mad world.

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    i hope anon takes their meds :(

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    >Anon buys a can of beans.
    > It comes with AI.

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    Lol

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