stonks-up Mine’s quite diversified.

Buy buy buy

REFR-Refried beans (I am a heathen, yes)

BLB-Black beans (objectively the GOAT)

BNIS-Pinto beans (my fave)

GARB-Garbanzo beans (underappreciated GOAT)

TOOR-Toor daal (my fave)

MAAD-Masoor daal (even bad sex is good, right?)

URDU-Urad daal (powerhouse of the legume world)

MOO-Moong daal (it’s ok, so it’s great)

PEE-Peas (peas are not incorporated into foods enough, cook some fucking peas motherfucker)

Outcast-

RED-Red kidney beans, feels weird in my mouth, why is it so fucking big? So much surface area you have to marinate this shit over night wtf

BLITE-Black eyed peas- Like, I appreciate the diversity they bring to the table with their sweetness but pick a lane. You’re either a black benis or a white peea.