Player: Can you make it so that a 3 inch drop won’t kill me?

DayZ Standalone dev: …

From my perspective Andromeda was going to collide with us so I’m glad science is finally setting the record straight.

Neat so it’s 1:1 already with humans in that aspect

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Don’t forget all these artists and developers are staring unemployment in the face so it’s no wonder they phone it in when they “try” to use AI.

“Make me a program that does this complex thing across many systems… It didn’t work on the first try AI SLOP REEEEEEE!”

Forks suck at eating soup yet are still useful.

You ever seen a chimney sweep?

They tend to use children like objects

She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle

“I was petrified”

Why don’t you cold hearted demons ever think about the vulnerable investors? They don’t have marketable skills ffs! How will they live when the profits stop?

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it’s your genetics fault.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

It reads like someone was larping as an influencer

Yeah that’s the joke. Apparently it’s 4D. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can see my lampooning of the sarcasm tags backfired and my sarcasm was taken seriously because I didn’t use tags.

See, no tags. I can’t tell if you are explaining something to me or calling me a moron so I have no choice but to assume you are trashing my existence

We need disclaimers and tags to receive humor. Without those everything must be interpreted as negative-serious and most importantly malicious. For joking you would use /j and serious /s