bold of you to assume elon cares about his children

bastards could have at least not fucked up october november and december

ah, the marvels of technology

consumers: “i am literally trying to give you my money”

corpo execs: “why is piracy on the rise?”

awesome!

real name does not check out

>tries science

>uses imperial

???

if nvidia spent as much time on their drivers as they do on their failed software attempts the drivers might actually work

(their optics are their soon-to-be-seared retinas)

“twitter (which is currently named x)”

amazing

sometimes the linux updates are negative calories

rip to the blokes in brexitland tho

he’ll yeah

unlive, rather

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

lmao

epic (who made the damn thing) and hirez “its not as simple as clicking a checkbox!”

literally every other dev “haha eac linux checkbox go brrrrrrrrrr”

$10 for falsified informatiom?

just use them as secondary or tertiary passwords and use a password manager to generate a 512 character long password

cats can have a little salami

as a treat