My favorite part of this is the guy losing his marbles over an open board
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CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Technology@beehaw.org•The Cameras Tracking You = A Security NightmareEnglish
1·2 months agoThis guy is one of, of not my number one favorite creator, but he feeds my doomerism so effing bad I can’t bring myself to subscribe to his channel. Everyone should watch his videos.
Nah, look at those boots. That is 100% goth baddie beaker.
That “did I miss something here?” really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When a based and unhinged pilled git commit catches the eye (REAL)English
5·3 months ago“Status” => “ok”
Idk about that bro
“Have you tried making a list?”
-My mother, who was diagnosed with “racing thoughts”
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟English
2·4 months agoNot enough representation in this space, tbh
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Gaming@beehaw.org•Hands-On: Borderlands 4 wants you to forget Borderlands 3 ever happened | VGCEnglish
8·4 months agoBL2 is lightning, and all the others are potato batteries. The 1st game didn’t know what it wanted to be. PreSeq did a decent job of walking in the shadow, and it might even be considered underrated by some, but didn’t push any envelopes. Nothing it did really stood out. Tina’s Assault… exists? I guess? And then there’s 3.
BL3 spit in the face of anyone who ever enjoyed anything about BL2 (again, the standard all others in the franchise are measured against); you liked the story set up by 2? This game ignores every single one of those plot hooks and delivers a flaccid mimicry of 2 instead. You liked the playable characters? How about we kill one, and turn two others into talking heads that spit out throwaway dialog in a dlc gamemode. You like the humor? Have a mission that makes you collect poop. You liked the villain? Have obnoxious streaming siblings. You like exploring the world? Sucks to suck, this world is empty.
This big wild rant just to say we all want to forget BL3 happened.
Me when chicken strips
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Games@sh.itjust.works•How Warhammer 40,000: Darktide won players back after a lukewarm first yearEnglish
6·6 months agoThis is a real genuine question: Is Darktide good now?
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon loves The Lord of the RingsEnglish
2·7 months agoPositively nuclear take, but 100% valid
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Just found this 2,64TB Playstation 2 Collection. What a madman.English
4·7 months agoNot a single Ace Combat mention, how disappointing. AC 5 and Zero awe absolute musts. I also recommend Mercury Meltdown Remix, and Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition Remix. Honorable mentions include Burnout Revenge, Lego Star Wars, Treasure Planet (I might be biased shut up), and Atelier Iris 3: Grand Phantasm.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Games@sh.itjust.works•Interview: 15 years after the servers shut down, FromSoft's singular mech game Chromehounds is back onlineEnglish
1·8 months agoNO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
Fromsoft has perfected schizolore
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon gets a call from his pastEnglish
14·8 months agoBro, it’s positive, chill out, that just means the kid has DNA
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Games@sh.itjust.works•‘Destiny 2’ Content Vaulting Causes More Legal Problems For BungieEnglish
4·8 months agoOh, that is quite rich
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.English
20·9 months agoRacism? No, very mammalian.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I have an entire cabinet currently used to store empty jars...English
3·11 months agoThey’re not empty, they’re full of possibilities
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz•What a shitty game, who would ever play this???English
2·11 months agoJust have your king do a perfect counter when the Black Queen moves to attack, duh
Vector Institute would be a sick name for a bio-terror group in Shadowrunner