ClassIsOver [he/him]

Wait, Occupied Palestine wants the ability to be shitheads, so the deal is tanked? Color me surprised.

Has he ever been poised to do anything? He seems as if he needs a great deal of effort to do so much as stand up.

…which explains the toilet tweeting

Where does the thinktank Ember get the line “one of the fastest solar revolutions on the planet”? What other solar revolutions have come close to what Cuba is doing?

Firefox?

Peace to you, if you’re willing to fight for it.

~Fred Hampton

Yeah, none of that shit does anything besides the cameras, the flash and that little screen. It isn’t even covering anything with the same shape underneath it. I say that as someone who has a Nothing phone. It looks cool, but is completely funcionless.

They’re half the reason people buy Nothing phones.

May your KDR be high, military psychologist

Meta employees should take a note out of professional Starcraft players’ CPM books to contaminate the data.

Can they charge up some glowing back spines so they can yell “get off my lawn” extra loud?

If you’re at level 5, must you call it an octopoose? May we?

Good to see Sigur Ros on the right side of things. They’re like if Radiohead didn’t turn evil (maybe not all of them, but definitely Thom Yorke).

Xbox apparently used to encode a console’s serial number into the loading animation of the Xbox logo in the corner of your screen to figure out who broke NDAs within the company.

GASP, Not the same Volkswagen that had slaves in South America!?

*Fewer

“I woke up this morning and thought, ‘No, please no,’” said Anne-Sophie Corbeau, a former head of gas analysis at BP who is now at Columbia University’s Center on Global Energy Policy. “This has always been my nightmare scenario, my Armageddon scenario, the one I didn’t want to happen.”

Suck shit, BP

US: “Hey, look, a bear trap! Let’s stomp it!”

Aren’t the owners massive zionists?

I can’t wait for my Private Internet Access to run out.

I’m pretty sure there have been people who hate barnacles more than Charles Darwin after they’ve been keelhauled.