They almost let this fail already with the membership debacle. I hope it works out, but my confidence currently lies with the Green Party.

If schools want to be precious about logos, they should just be forced to offer iron-on patches.

It probably would have been a lot cheaper if they had built the infrastructure at the time it was needed. Now all that land is probably considered prime housing stock hoarding land by Taylor Wimpey.

Just casually removing the right to be judged by a panel of your peers.

The Bude Tunnel surely, who could deny that pinnacle of human achievement?

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you are trans-atlantic, their DEI policy mistakes this for something LGBT-related and you face automatic detention.

Probably some mineral rights they have lying around if they have some spare.

Heaven forbid someone in Whitehall gets a headache. Won’t someone please think of the beaurocrats!

Vehemently despise.

I remember this Doctor Who episode

You may like a song I co-wrote in an old band as a joke a few years back. We didn’t do anything with it really, but it eventually got played on local radio (once) which was quite nice.

https://youtu.be/ohLtBZGcY-Y?si=6zRQgsjxrDqGO6lL

And we all know how the “I was only following orders” defence goes down in the Hague…

• Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
• Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
• FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
• Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
• European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.

Maybe the genie misheard him saying he wished to be immortal and heard that he wished to be immoral.

I don’t wish multiple gout-related limb amputations on many people, buuuut…

Let’s face it - at this point, it will take Toby Jones acting in a widely-popular ITV series about the Palestinian genocide for the Government to change their stance on Israel. Has anyone got his contact details?

He’ll blame it on a department he’s looking to dismantle.

Like a bad Photoshop

Do you think the Christmas gods would relent this year if we just offered up a small fortune to Mariah?

Half of the people those pagers killed were children and health workers.