Strange. I find the language hideous, most likely because it resembles math, or maybe because I’m already used to the C-like syntax.
DarkenLM
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It’s not outside the realm of possibility. Though it had to be the perfect storm for something like that to cause a global catastrophe.
Where does leaving it out in the open fit?
So it wasn’t just me. Good to know.
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•I hope this isn't too controversial...
2·3 years agoYes it does, and I will die fighting on this hill.
The… Toaster? Why the fuck would a Toaster run linux?
Finally, I can answer “Yes” on the greatest test of all questionnaires.
They fucking what now?
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•I hope this isn't too controversial...
18·3 years agoPut them in whatever order you like.
The bowl goes last.
“Web backend”
Youtube has been real silent since that one dropped.
Remember to be very specific about what he can lie about.
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Technology@lemmy.ml•Linus Torvalds Comments on ARM: Did he lose touch with reality?
3·3 years agoIt can do multithreading using worker threads, IIRC.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
And this was the last time OP was heard of before mysteriously disappearing. Witnesses report seeing an Austrian man approaching OP before his disappearance.
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Programming@programming.dev•How we reduced the size of our JavaScript bundles by 33%
2·3 years agoThe problem with sandboxes is that there isn’t a perfect prision. Eventually, ways will be found to break out of it, and there will be bad actors that will take advantage of such.
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Programming@programming.dev•How we reduced the size of our JavaScript bundles by 33%
103·3 years agoAnd it will get worse with WASM. At least now we can see the entirity of the code and even patch it if required, and WASM might make that way harder.
DarkenLM@artemis.campto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•I'm pretty sure I've actually seen lemmy logs grow that fast
5·3 years agoThe Void consumes all.
If bigots hate pronouns, God help them when they reach verbs.



Reminds me of this trifecta.