I was just thinking about ways to justify “have a ftp” server. The only defence I can think of is that they pronounce ‘ftp’ not as ‘eff-tee-pee’ but literally as ‘ftp’, a vowelless word.

I know it’s not that relevant, but isn’t hydrofluoric acid a different and much more reactive acid than hydrochloric acid?

Now imagine being the teacher, trying to proceed with the class when they first open it at this page.

All I see is a zerg overlord.

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

Huh, I never heard of whackaroo before (neither did my keyboard app)!

It’s a non-English one, and we “break” the “road” (also path) when we cut a path in the forest.

Weirdly, pioneer is ‘roadbreaker’ in my language (as in, making way, like ice breakers do). This would be just a literal name for us.

I might be utterly prude, but the shininess of the exact same clothing has literally zero effect on my hotness meter. I don’t even understand why it would.

That is the very definition of colour. The part of the electromagnetic spectrum that we can see. The rest of the scale includes infrared, gamma or X-ray. If you want, you can call them invisible colours - or you can call green superhighultraviolet.

Meh, amateurs. Being cringy as a kid at times is pretty much inevitable. That’s when you learn your ways.

You can watch me being cringy as an adult for decades.

You have to jump this high to be let inside

You don’t need to, I can tell you what’s inside.

Iron.

A task that would have taken 1 person a few hours to do remotely, has now taken 8 people, 3 weeks of in office meetings and status updates and endless interruptions and discussions over every aspect of the project over and over again to finally complete.

You’re loving the RTO now, but then half a year later the management decides to fire dozens of people and replace them with this flashy new thing called AI, which gets the job done in 6 hours instead, even if buggy, and causing even more problems with unnoticed misinterpretations, but hey, 6 hours is so much less than 3 weeks, and we saved a lot of money!

And then the reduced staff will have to do even more work, get swamped, then gets replaced by AI (which still leads to inferior product), and by that point the management won’t even consider RTO being the reason for all that inefficiency.

You could have done the job at home in 3-4 hours, but instead they shot themselves in the foot and still considered it a win.

Oh, and the office that they are renting and that is now half empty because of the reduced staff…? Suddenly it’s not a problem like it was with remote working.

Hang them on the fence inside out and hose them down with a garden hose.

You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?

“I’m Brenda.”

They all went to London

Let’s suppose that for some reason it’s completely normal, and it’s just simply speeding toward us.

OP says it’s billions of light years away. Doesn’t that mean that we still have a few billion years?

First I read Rickiest click of my career. I think it was a visionary mistake.

*ZIP*