When she’s literally your kind of crazy.

Maybe for your depression. If it hasn’t helped mine in the last 40 years, it sure ain’t gonna start now.

It was time to do so the day Elon took over. Y’all need to keep up.

You can be less bad without being good. Hell has levels, after all.

Did you know that there are inexpensive, difficult to lose ones that plug into devices? I highly recommend them.

I live in a shitty apartment - where the hell am I supposed to charge one, even if I could afford one? I’d love a hybrid though. Unfortunately I’m disabled in America, aka below the poverty line. I can’t afford jack shit.

Trump: That’s the point.

I hate that it’s taking chip damage to kill Twitter.

It’s confusing on purpose so you give up before finding the one with no ads and just pick the fifth one down the list

Good dog.

It’s when everybody in class says “wake up Jim!” simultaneously, starting with the teacher. Used to happen to a kid I went to school with during like 2nd grade. The teacher was kind of a bitch. The kid grew out of it. I changed the kid’s name just in case.

More like Capitalism Plus in the case of scalpers.

So in other words, scalpers heard about it, bought up as many of the damn things as they could at $50, and then raised the rate 10-fold. Which is why scalpers are some of the lowest scum on the earth.

Why does it have stairs?

There is no God here.

How to know if a company is dishonest, level 1.

3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.

Magic is copium for people who can’t accept or understand reality.

I’ve gotten that several times, yeah.

The hero we need right now.