Warning? How about a beacon of hope!

Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

Dexif

She was a fucking DA, ain’t nobody wanna debate with her, especially a half brained real-estate broker

I love the verbal visualization;

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

I was laid off several several months ago, am kinda glad now

America’s stance has been “fuck the working class” since the 80’s at this point I’d love to see anyone try

Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

“It’s about that time I realized it wasn’t a Meme at all, it was the loch Ness monsta!”

Wait, polls were useful before?

Let’s make Bill Nye the head if the EPA while we’re at it!

And the name of his first porno!

We can all just eat cake!

“Well I got hurt too”

-Trump… probably

“ReGiSteReD RePuBliCaNs aRe AnTiFa!!!”