Stochastic parrot coding

What does carbon monoxide smell like?

It’s pronounced “nucular”

Too good to be true. The climate has to be something like Venus, or worse

Stop complaining, just use a different mobile OS.

… oh, shit!

Great. Now do it with phones too. I don’t want to turn the screen on and look where the media controls are just to skip songs

Oh no! Anyway…

Stop spying on us!

The raises will continue until sales improve

Make it eight. At least

“Free ads that you can’t turn off”

Can AI do proper debugging and troubleshooting? That’s when I’ll start to get worried

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere…

Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

Did you just assume my distro?

For the record, I use Debian

People still use Ubuntu?

It’s not that easy, Google heavily dictates the development goals of Android. It’s basically developed behind closed doors, and then the source is dumped to the public after each release. Still better than iOS, but nothing like regular Linux distros

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Nothing is as permanent as a temporary solution

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor