Donald Trump the Science Guy!

literal fucking orangutan figuring out tools better than these clowns

that’s not a bird, that’s a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes

oh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL

Incredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background

uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate

i always find flossing really hard because my mouth is really small and it’s hard for my fuckin hands to fit in there (metaphorically, however, my mouth is massive) (and yes i know about those floss picks but it’s still uncomfortable and difficult)

i didn’t know it was possible for one man to spit so many facts

MOUTH COOL!

MOUTH COOL!

the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

bout to travel across the fucking planet to go pick them up

These are not the words of a mentally unsound man. These are the words of perhaps one of the sanest people in this deeply sick country.

They tried dragging John Brown for the same damn thing. 150 years later and they keep trying to portray the sanest man in history as mentally unwell

losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?

No? They killed the most people they have since recording in 2022 and then killed more next year

jesus fucking christ. last i heard, 2022 was the deadliest year on record for police murders and that’s already been overturned

shrug and say that things will have to get worse before they get better

sorry, it’s been a bit since i’ve been to the news mega

what?