Good job he’s not a bird

But hyenas are dogs, right? Right?!

Integrity’s headlights

C’est chic

Wdym? It’s totally normal to refer to your daughter’s clothes as slutty

THANK YOU. I do the same! Then I get envious of the people behind me lol

Top tier title OP 👌

Are you a John Michael Godier fan by any chance?

Anyone else see a face?

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that’s already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?

Don’t you be shit talking Scooter now

Weight’s kinda stupid seeing as it can vary so easily

Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

Why must the thumbnail show his cum face

If this is legit (lol) then the real answer is split up, and stay single until you find someone who you’d never refer to as ‘bitch’

Pfft I reckon we can reuse it once from that pic

Cutting out carbs will make you initially drop a lot of weight, but it’s just water weight. Ultimately people want to drop body fat, and cutting out a useful macronutrient isn’t the best way to do that. Calorie deficit is the only way. You’re best off cutting out calorie dense foods, and overly palatable stuff that doesn’t fill you up.

Get out

My personal pet idea

Heh