That’s a big chungus

Classy

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

Swiftboat 2?

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

This color does run apparently 🫠

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that

Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…

Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me

Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?