What’s the old saying about: if one woman can make a baby in 9 months, 9 women should be able to make a baby in 1 month

spot on

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Oklahoma

Correct lol we suck. Except food in OKC is actually pretty freaking solid

Let them fucking secede if they want to make their own rules so bad. As we say in Oklahoma, it’s 11:30 and Texas still sucks

Naw, you gotta run the business into the ground so you can activate your golden parachute

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

Florida republicans are going to tank their own economy/workforce then Pikachu-face when they get fucked over

Well now that cow is stuck in my head thanks

Nice

Not always brother

Thanks, I hate it

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

lol the girl I thought I was “in love with” wanted to text all day long and that was a bad choice for a 14 year old

Naw, but I do remember $.10 per text message, and my parents about killed me when they saw a $400 phone bill when I was 14

I still remember a specific site. Messedup.net had some good pics back in the day lol. But it took 5 minutes to load the good photos

Just random? Like maybe ban ice cubes and fitness gyms and people with braces? Just randomness lol

Biden could just pardon himself, and then let congress fix the issue. He shouldn’t have to go to jail if he’s going to play by SCOTUS’s dumb rules

From Oklahoma, some of us try, but we are overrun with crazies.