I think finding out I don’t like tea was what finished her off tbh.

United Kingdom too, but I hate tea! We’re a complex people…

Same as every weekend - doing my damndest to avoid any activity whatsoever.

My local pub sells pepperami behind the bar. I swirl it in the beer so it gets a good amount of beery glaze then… Er… Suck it off. Then do it some more, and swallow it. And yes I know exactly how that sounds.

Pepperami and beer