You eat it with your mouth, someone else will be along to tell you how to cook it

Then he already has the number

Retire at 80, if you’re lucky

Thanks, Bear Grylls.

Signature no.242. Doing my part.

I feel seen

Erm, quiet.

I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn’t enough on its own. Sure, if you’ve got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you’ve still got wet clothes you need to dry.

I’m very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don’t really have an excuse for taking the car.

In my younger days, I may, or may not, have sent sketches of massive, throbbing, cum-dripping dongs to multiple work locations.

Holy fuck, the things we are capable of.

Meh, I use ‘as discussed’ when I want to commit something I have discussed over the phone, to email. So there is a paper trail when the thing that was discussed doesn’t happen, or gets fucked up somehow.

Never forget.

Wat?

Woosh?

Every day we stray further from God

What’s brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

I use acronyms to similar effect.

For example, when writing a shopping list.

And then I’m in the supermarket wondering what the fuck KR, IC and SS are?

Can be substituted for a Rottie, or a couple of Dobermans.

It’s a start, though.

Because fuck Spez, that’s why.