Urban legend, dude wanked in the hand lotion and sis used it as lube or something.

What about wanking in the hand lotion at least ?

Sound alot like how russia works.

Well, we have a shitty police force that tries to do as little as possible. Easier to fuck shit up for regular people than actually bothering the criminals.

Fuck Trump!

OMg I’m laughing so hard - what a dumbass!

Okey, good to know. I dont mind tho, I cant save the animals but I can take every opportunity to piss the carnists off instead. Take care :-)

Nope, thank your for playing.

Aww look someone is overusing the same word over and over again. Good luck finding your dick bitch tits ;-)

Enjoy the cancer then :)

Shut up carnist.

Research brought to you by the dairy industry ;-) Go vegan !

I’m a comedian not a scientist

Stop drinking milk not intended for you, problem solved. Go Vegan !

Because their putin-ass-kissin traitors. And the left fucked everything so bad that the right could rise to power…

Trump

Why the fuck should he get a second chans on life when his victime never will ? If it where my son who where dead I wouldn’t settle for anything else.

UN is a dipshit

Love these guys :-) Pure gold !