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Your title took me a few seconds to fully process.

I have one of these magnets on the side of my work truck. Didn’t know I was driving a cow

I have “beaten as a child because I complained about my socks too often and now it doesn’t matter if I wear them or not because it makes me equally anxious either way” sensory issues

Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury!

Thanks, I’ve been working on losing weight.

Not really.

Are you calling me a skinny liar?

I can’t see under the water, because I’m in my bed

Thought this was Dan Gruchy at first.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford em

Potatoes are now called potatoes

War on Christmas, by Ramshackle Glory

Literally words from my soul; just wish it was longer.

Drugs, alcohol, fast food, and - worst of all - slouching. :-(

HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG

I just realized you meant “if you haven’t seen the Reeve version, go watch it,” and not “if you’ve never seen Superman, start with the Reeve version”

🤦‍♂️

Even if you have seen it. I recently watched Superman: The Movie (1978), and found it SO much more enjoyable. Reeve does an amazing job.

Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?