Apply directly to the forehead

Well, I’ve canceled everything. Even amazon prime. All I had left was youtube premium and prime. Canceled both this month. Premium stops in a few days and prime will finish out the year. I canceled Netflix something kike 2 years now. I’m back to being a pirate at this point.

Bitcoin, gme stock. Start buying now and don’t stop until rich.

Warning: masturbating may cause post nut clarity. Viewer discretion is advised.

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

Work in a chemical factory making soap. I’m a supervisor for a night shift. Been working factory since high school.

I pay 12.99 and that was my max :( Gonna be hard pressed to cancel the subscription. Guess I’m going to learn how to use those workarounds and just save the 12.99. Well now 13.99 starting in September

I was stoned off my ass like I am now

https://lemmy.world/c/trees

Bought 220k house for my mom to live with me. She passed away 2 months after I had signed. Old place was paid off. Still got the old place. Day dream all the time about selling the new place and getting out of it without putting money in.

Old place is way ran down, a crap ton smaller, but I don’t owe anything on it.

I can’t reply over there and I dunno why. Says I must be logged in, but I am :(

I’m a 2023 Ford pinto

This is how I feel

There are still 3rd party apps?

Where is my can of beans?

Honestly, I expected more