Not shown: the body pillow made of duvet, for lying on your side

Well now I’m imagining how safety pins would have sex so thanks I guess

You’ve earned me chip, big fella

I’m guessing it’s a joke about the ridiculous censorship that’s everywhere nowadays

That time when you got way too high

Like how many people were involved in this decision? Let’s just call it “computer program”.

You take 100% of the shots that caused your autism

what’s your “I will keep playing this game for the rest of my life” fallback?

Lately it’s OpenRCT, Counterstrike 2, or Cities Skylines. On the phone it’s minecraft.

That smell tho

That sounds alright. De-legged makes sense.

I’ve never tried whole bugs, only protein bars. I feel like the texture of exoskeleton would be the worst part?

Cup of dick

You don’t wanna return to office? FINE we’ll get the prisoners to do it in their very own office building.

A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

NnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNnnnnnnNYOOMnnnNYOOMNYOOMNYOOM…

Once upon a time there was a bucket of nasty water. I noticed something swimming around in it. I was shocked to see what looked like huge maggots with long tails like a mouse’s, flip flopping around like mosquito larvae but so much worse. After some googling I learned it was probably hoverfly larvae and since then I never looked at these flies the same way.