Normally these types of articles use more clinical verbiage

I googled “human thinks he’s dead” and that Wikipedia page was the first result

Sacha Baron Cohen

Sticky keys are a Windows thing so it wouldn’t be in the game settings

There are some key combinations to enable/disable sticky keys. Maybe that’s it?

I’m a millionaire today thanks to hard work and a billion dollar inheritance.

They aren’t

Any chance I could get an invite. I’ve been wanting to give it a try.

Not just this website, this entire simulation was built just for you!

That part of that song bothers me. If someone is just complaining they aren’t going to be a good guest at a party.

I spend all that time trying to be precise and a whole word.

Root cause analysis. What happened, why, how it was fixed.

This is from the perspective of the company so you’d be 40k in the hole. You’d want something like “Upon agreement to the terms the licensee will receive forty thousand US dollars ($40,000) within ninety (90) from the licensor. There will be a penalty of one thousand US dollars ($1,000) for every day after that period if not paid.”

The p is definitely meant to be silent

It’s so hard to tell sometimes lol

I was just joking that when with that much time spent they hadn’t finished a game

Can you really judge a game that you haven’t even played through once?

You’ve gotta be at least 35 to be president

Roku had a new agreement that if you didn’t agree you couldn’t access the TV

I think the best part about this is the guy is saying that AI = 0. I want to hope that’s intentional but I know it’s not.