Am I a kakapo??
Scrambled Eggs
I identify as a potato
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Too goddamn cold for this shit.English
5·4 months agoI’m confused. You say “fuck ice” but, I also see tits (the bird, maybe)
I think more time with Jackie makes sense only to make the loss harder. Which I’m all for because that would make it more impactful. Jackie was a cool character but I think needed more than a few missions and a montage.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
World News@beehaw.org•Where billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg's yachts have been spotted ahead of New Year's EveEnglish
10·4 months agoWe need a hero
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲English
25·5 months agoMoths. AKA goth butterflies.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Can anyone scientists confirm?English
58·5 months agoAs a fish sciencer, I can confirm this is 1000% true.
Source: trust me bro
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Politics@beehaw.org•Top Trump Officials Are Moving Onto Military BasesEnglish
4·6 months agoThat means they are probably planning something even more horrific and need the protection.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Buy it for Life@slrpnk.net•Martens or Solovair? Or an alternative?English
4·7 months agoGripfast have always been my go to boots. I’ve had like two pairs in 15 years. You should check them out. And I agree with others on here that docs are low quality.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.English
18·7 months agoIn the right hand?
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.English
21·7 months agoRookie numbers
A guide to stand like the Trumps
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Anime@ani.social•Uglymug, Epicfighter • Busamen Gachi Fighter - Episode 4 discussionEnglish
3·9 months agoWow that guy in the front looks just like me! What’s the name of this anime?
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Futurology@futurology.today•Vast Numbers of Lonely Kids Are Using AI as Substitute FriendsEnglish
6·10 months agoMy AI girlfriend dumped me. Said she could do better.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Technology@beehaw.org•Windows 11 has finally overtaken Windows 10 as the most used desktop OSEnglish
9·10 months agoI wouldn’t have installed it if I didn’t have to. Honestly with each new version of windows it is harder to navigate and looks worse. It’s honestly impressive that they take some that worked well and continuously make it worse.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
World News@beehaw.org•Bill Gates to give away $200 billion by 2045, says Musk is 'killing' world's poorest childrenEnglish
2·1 year agoCool now it’s just going to get stolen by the rich.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto
Politics@beehaw.org•Trust in Supreme Court Plummets to 41% As Americans Cling to Constitutional ValuesEnglish
8·1 year ago41%? That seems high.
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Games@sh.itjust.works•DO NOT BUY THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 | Bearman3600English
20·1 year agoWHY IS YOUR USERNAME YELLING?!


I’m 13 but, I’m normal I swear