Wow…

Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on

Jacking it with a condom on

These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like “the feel of condoms”

No Stan?!

Thank you 🤣

It’s truly terrifying how many ppl say they liked the warmer January. I get snow and ice suck, but we NEED it for a bountiful spring.

I have this thought everytime I hear about Rocket money. To have enough money to completely forget about all the “subscriptions” you have is wild to me.

Hmmm, Trump saying some sane stuff? Elmo is saying he supports AfD? Sounds they are already starting the “passing of the republican torch” process.

Cherry NOS energy drink

Pegasus?

I prefer a “Nudle” ☺️

Warioland was a solid game, sad it hasn’t gotten a re-vamp yet.

Maybe by declareing Marshall law til the “attackers are brought to justice.”

You’re right, that was my last shred of light hearted banter regarding the shift that about to happen. It’s all downhill from here, but good news is that after this is all said and done I’m sure democrats will be right there to state the obvious after the fact. Always a day late and a dollar short.

Oh goody, now comes the endless wave of media outlets dick riding Trump talking points for 4 years…

Same as every time, this shit is so damn tiring

True, possibly also all of that evidence that went missing from Epstiens house when Chump delayed the U.S. from seizing it all for 4 days.

My theory to all of the BS he gets away with is because he knows who was in Epstien’s black book and who visited his island, but snuffing out an ex-president would be a bad look. So they protect him in the hope he doesn’t squeal.

Thumbnail isn’t even a Mcds unit.