That’s actually so much better than throwing beds at people

There will be an energy shift. Specifically, one measured in pico-joules, multiplied by billions of registers used to store date-time.

Or issue #3: “it’s perfectly normal footage that wouldn’t seem supernatural at all if you had stayed awake in high school physics class”

Round trip time, dude. 3 years late.

Mass drivers? What could go wrong?

Awaken, my microbes!

4. A tragic victim of Jaime Loftus hammer crimes in Grand Rapids, MI

Strange, but helpful. Keep that in mind the next time someone rants about funding shrimp on treadmills

I am not a warp drive

Needs more Bee Gees

Yall have multiple branches?

Milk for the Khorne flakes!

Wow, sounds like Pokémon finally decided to join Final Fantasy in the 1990s with ATB

Gentlemen.

I know this one, you have to stick it with a plasma nade in the back after it charges. Watch out for the fuel rod gun though

Just as long as they don’t have knee issues. Look at it, it only augments the hips

Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there

I’m going to add Today’s Menu for the Emiya Family on the grounds that it’s hilarious if you know what the characters are like in the main franchise. Someone took a grimdark death battle story and made a slice of life cooking spinoff, and it somehow works

Yes, but a cabinet level government official has to add you

Careful, capacitors reduce ripples