Anon was there for the cock vein
Sparky
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
Former account at Kbin
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Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Public Blue Screens Of Death@lemmy.ohaa.xyz•Public transport info screen buste[d]English
5·10 months agoYou’re traveling to the land of dead SSDs
Hope they’re available in my country. If so, I’ll gladly upgrade my pc with them
Ok so what’s up with germany and pickles? I’ve seen non stop posts containing them for the better half of a year now, and Im still confused.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I've written a keylogger. It now quacks
5·10 months agoThat’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Finally got a copyright warning from ISP - ReminderEnglish
302·11 months agoI keep forgetting that some people need vpns to torrent.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
[Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•What is your current wallpaper, be it phone or desktop?English
1·1 year agoI don’t remember the full story, but it seems like the dev got fed up with feature requests/bug rapports so they decided to delete the source code and their online accounts.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Hate it when someone nails me and doesn't even know meEnglish
12·1 year agoThat’s it… I sent my general practitioner a message to get tested for adhd and autism. It’s gonna be fun to find out where on the spectrum I land
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
[Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•What is your current wallpaper, be it phone or desktop?English
2·1 year agoI made my desktop wallpaper with JSplacement before that project disappeared off the internet. The background is pretty boring because i wanted some color, but knew that i would rarely see it (I always have multiple layers of programs opened at all times)

My phone’s pixel art wallpaper was made in photoshop (turns out that’s a really bad program for pixel art)

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
[Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•Am I the only one who finds it frustrating how sites seem to be prioritizing mobile users over PC users?English
3·1 year agoI’d honestly love a wall of shame for websites and “tech products” that showcases their hostility to users trying to circumvent their tracking
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
[Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•Am I the only one who finds it frustrating how sites seem to be prioritizing mobile users over PC users?English
20·1 year agoIt’s because the apps work as black boxes stopping the end user from blocking their telemetry, advertising and tracking.
What I hate more is how companies deliberately add blocks to their websites if you’re on mobile so as to force the user to download the app.
Two of the most egregious samples I’ve seen so far is Microsoft teams that shows a banner saying “this browser is not supported”, but switching your user agent or enabling desktop mode from within your phone’s browser makes it work perfectly fine.
Another is Facebook (yuck) which displays a fake loading bar that never finishes unless you trick it the same way as with teams. Their mobile site prevents you from posting anything, commenting, viewing random posts, uploading files, or seeing notifications. If you don’t have the app installed, you’re essentially locked out of messenger because it is reluctant at opening any shared files or posts as that has to be opened through the facebook app (obviously). What’s worse is I’m prompted to log in to Facebook every time I open any link Facebook or not from within messenger.
I’d love to fully uninstall meta’s apps but I have family members that only use their apps (fuck the networking effect)
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?
13·1 year agoHoly shit that crucifix wall on image 32 is insane
This meme transcends language barriers
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•10 things that block your Happiness
10·1 year agoShadow legends?
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway.
10·1 year agoCool sticker on your cybertruck!














I got to experience that a couple of days ago. I should probably get diagnosed…