They’re probably lactose intolerant. Why else would you hate the biggest piece of cheese in the universe?

Imagine being a teenager again

Burn me at the stake but I’m excited to try these.

A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Labour is our main left wing party, but he’s left wing in name only. Blames immigration for all our problems while screwing over vulnerable people plus dismantling the NHS even more.

Don’t think I’ve felt this sad about a tree. Had been there hundreds of years before these blokes were born, it’s good they’re on trial at least.

edit correction 150 year old tree, could’ve sworn it was older, but my point stands.

Congratulations mate, you persevered

This is going to fuck over so many trans people. Fuck TERFs.

This reminds me of an article I saw where a woman was like this except instead of cars she had a thing for planes and had a model plane

edit found it

She made an absolute mess as a PM so why should we trust her with a social network?

Redditors will always have something to complain about

Thanks for inventing a term for something I never knew I needed a term for

Now this is a blast from the past. used to watch this all the time as a kid

This person is a bit of a nutter but hey, they’re a visionary

That’s funny, I deleted my Reddit account after I’d gotten sick of it.

I still remember getting a Colin the Caterpillar cake for my 7th birthday

Had an American friend send some chocolate and sweets over and Hershey were one of them. Your description is the same as mine

And there are still people who say things like “he did those things decades ago so why keep bringing it up?”

You must have shocked them because it seems like very few of them even get past the door phase

Always BBQ responsibly, this is why I don’t BBQ anywhere but my patio

This is the “drink bleach to cure COVID” all over again