Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax…

“Good news everyone, I’ve generated enough wind energy for no human to ever go cold anymore! That’s not how we’re going to use it, of course but it’s enough to do that!”

You should be ashamed you corkscrew penis’ed rapist psycho killer triple-eyelids freak! 😂

Exactly. They did, and we are noticing.

Published in November 2025, and the research was in mice and, “seems to suggest” that it could lead to regeneration of tissues in the knee. It is phenomenal, but far from being usable in an everyday medical setting yet…

https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2025/11/joint-cartilage-aging.html

Lol i just went to the comments to reply “yeah? Well i disagree!” To op’s post - now i feel seen 😂

Makes the game Grounded seem not cartoony enough!

South Park is certainly helping, then

There’s no such thing as a fish 🤓 (Edit: which btw is a phenomenally fun podcast by the staff of QI, absolutely worth a listen)

I remember reading a fascinating article (or Reddit post, at the time when those were sometimes awesome) from this guy interviewing his mom, a COBOL programmer… Wondering if it’s related…

Update: found it but it was deleted

Update: found it on the waybackmachine: https://web.archive.org/web/20160719020302/https://medium.com/@Svenskunganka/interviewing-my-mother-a-mainframe-cobol-programmer-c693d40d88f7#.kiw240b6p

What specifically happened then, I’ll bite?

Fuuuuck. Thaaat. Fuck all of that, fuck it with a rusty spiked dildo, fuck–that–.

And it would certainly help explain the state of the world, if the simulation had to divert more and more power to quantum physics and cosmological math, no cpu left for, you know, “people” to be intelligent…

Mfw we realize we live in a Rick and Morty episode…

Dang, beat me to it

“inverted sausage monkey”

“well everyone knows, you go out dressed like that, Russia will invade you. It’s your fault, it’s common sense”

To rehab

Shoot me either