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You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by “have” you mean “eat”, then it likely won’t be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can’t take it out of the country.
Also, I kinda didn’t want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up…
Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.
But it would be better if you added a
!Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.And here’s a better image of the dong:

There’s a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can’t even make this shit up.
It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it’s the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.
That’s the actress that plays Sazz in Only Murders in the Building, right?
Should’ve just said “
True”.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
2·2 months agoYeah, that’s what I meant with my second sentence, I’m just not 100% sure there’s no upgrade path.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
13·2 months agoFalse. My machine officially isn’t upgradeable to W11 cause it’s too old. Also, it’s possible that LTSC doesn’t even suggest to upgrade.
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Android@programming.dev•Google confirms 'high-friction' sideloading flow is coming to Android
2·3 months agoI didn’t say “nobody”, I said “practically nobody”, and that’s exactly the amount of users of those OSes/stores. Out of ≈7B smartphone users, even being giga-generous, maybe ≈1M use them (realistically, it’s a fraction of that). That’s ≈0.014%, about the same ratio of people getting struck by lightning annually, or, you know, practically nobody.
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Android@programming.dev•Google confirms 'high-friction' sideloading flow is coming to Android
429·3 months agoSideloading is just a normal term for a specific kind of installing, different than the default method of using the preinstalled store app. Practically nobody actually installs applications on phones from outside those stores. It’s a useful and meaningful distinction, and much shorter than saying “installing apps by means other than official stores”. You don’t “sideload” an app on your PC because that distinction is useless, as it’s the default approach anyway.
In fact, the term itself has existed since like the 90s, and has just been adopted for use with smartphones.
Good thing I’m not in US.
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•BBC 'bans' journalists from saying US 'kidnapped' Maduro, leaked email shows
151·4 months agoIs “Adultnapped” ok?
You’re telling me all this like it’s not absolutely obvious to anyone with a brain. But this applies to practically all Trump’s policies, he says one thing and does the opposite or call something with an opposite name and do it directly. The point is that it’s the right that promotes the idea that everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want even if it’s slurs, I just used it as an example. I could have picked any other typically right position that’s not extreme.
The “absolute” kind of “free speech” that I meant is typically attributed to the right, yes. That’s why you see Musk and Trump talking about it all the time, for example.
I was also gonna say that I see this straw-man a lot on Lemmy. A centrist isn’t someone who takes exactly the half way point between two positions from opposite sides, it’s someone who agrees with some positions from both sides. Like, they can be pro-free speech and pro-immigration, for example.
Green color and less pointy corners definitely makes it look more friendly.
But all of them can equally be partnered with any other, because if you don’t count the right angle difference they all have the same amount of differences and are equally “chill”.





Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.