I think the joke is that if this bag falls apart, which was supposed to last a lifetime, that it must mean your life is near its end, as though the life of the bag and your own are intertwined.
bran_buckler
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Smh doctors didnt give me a chance
7·2 years agoIt bothers me that the “M”s aren’t just a sideways “E”
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politics @lemmy.world•Matt Gaetz’s Questioning of Hunter Biden Backfires Spectacularly
35·2 years agoWhen Republicans send its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
bran_buckler@kbin.socialto
Games@lemmy.world•[PCGamer] Helldivers 2 is the least I've felt pressured to spend money on a game in years, so of course I'm buying everything in the store
14·2 years agoThe “queue to connect to the server” is how I read their message.
If you’re not supposed to store candy in the cartridge slot when not playing, then I don’t want to be right!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If we all exist in a simulation, what will happen once we start running out of RAM?
4·2 years agoI imagine it shows itself where processes get dropped, whether it’s walking into a room and forgetting what you were doing, losing train of thought mid sentence, or even passing out when you laid down to watch something.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a last name (family/surname) that you think is cool?
12·2 years agoMurgatroyd, which was the last name of one of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars. To me, it sounds very sci-fi, it makes me think of how Trillian combined her first and last name to make something sound more “space-like” in Hitchhikers Guide.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
3·2 years agoYikes, that must have been scary! My cat started refusing her treats about a month ago, which is how I had been giving her her meds for the past year, I can really relate to that struggle get them to take their meds. If only they’d understand that it’ll make them feel better!
bran_buckler@kbin.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
7·2 years agoI hope the little guy is doing better!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a word you've spent a long time not using right?
111·2 years agoIf I’ve literally learned anything, it’s that if a bunch of us keep using it as a compliment to mean quirky, we can shift the meaning!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Republicans slam broadband discounts for poor people, threaten to kill program | Ars Technica
2·2 years agoI’m in an urban area where my apartment building is wired for only one ISP. $92 a month, the speed test I just did was 400 down, 20 up.
bran_buckler@kbin.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favourite Hex colour code?
6·2 years agoI was always a fan of #BADA55 when I needed a placeholder color. Not only is it badass, it’s a nice mellow green.
I was surprised to find out how many people call them coochie boards. I dated a woman who called it that, and the first time she said it, I barely sputtered out “a what board?”
She’s so precious! Sometimes you just want to sleep on a pile of trash…
I found someone had posted this on Reddit two years ago. Over there u/Vectrexian had said:
Hell yeah, Sega 32X Metal Head. A janky mess of a game with cool music!
And elaborated:
It’s a clunky mech piloting game for the Sega 32X. The actual gameplay is pretty mediocre, but the music is pretty good (with famed Sonic series composer Jun Senoue on the sound team). One rather “interesting” feature of the game is the character portraits during dialogue, which is where this photo is from. The text was edited for the joke though, that text isn’t in the original game (it’s not even the right font). You can actually change the portraits to anime-style drawings in the options menu but these are funnier, especially when the mouths move.
Or breaking wind. This one has so many layers
bran_buckler@kbin.socialto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•[SOLVED] Why do stories have such effect on us?
31·3 years agoThis is a bad take. I’ve never read Romance novels, but I’m not enough of a book snob to tell people that things that get them reading or brings them joy is awful, wooden or painful to read.
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
-Maya AngelouHarry Potter was valuable in getting millions of people, especially children, interested in reading. Not everything needs to be high art, and not everything needs to appeal to you. You’re clearly not the target audience, so don’t shit on someone because they enjoy a thing that you don’t.
If there is something offensive in a book, it can and should be discussed, and readers can become aware of representation and other issues this way, but you’re not trying to have a good faith discussion with your comments above.
bran_buckler@kbin.socialto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Anyone got any tips for knocking a migraine when medicine doesn’t seem to be enough?
4·3 years agoI get migraines triggered from sinus pressure. Do you know what triggers yours?
Because mine are often from sinus issues, treating that will often help relieve or prevent the migraines. Tylenol Sinus and Allegra D have been the two things that really work for me, depending on the situation.
Post Covid had me congested for several months, accompanied by a constant baseline headache and migraines every other day. Allegra D was really a godsend that got me through that time.
In any case, best of luck, I hope you find some relief!
Ha! You might as well give up and wear diapers at that point!





For the last 20 years, I’ve worked in smaller tech start ups (~10-50 people) and one larger more corporate tech place (~300 people), and they’ve all been salaried, 9-5. Since they’re salaried, it’s a paid lunch period.