I see no danger noodles (aka nope ropes).

Fly? Yes.

Land? No.

How to reassemble your intrinsic field: Part 1

Ngl, when I saw Soyface I thought it was the next racial outrage like blackface, like an white person turning up to a party pretending to be Chinese or something.

Phooooooooone!

And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

Dunning-Krugerist?

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Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?

Unexpected Simpsons reference

Wow, gorgeous cat!

Our old girl Saffron, since passed (it’s an old photo). Still have the same cat, she still takes the bed from the new dog.

Life finds a way

Something something Archer reference Krieger something

Four more years.

Bill Burr having a bad day.

It’s not just being good at SQL, it’s knowing the data and relationships therein.

U mad bro?

They’re not wrong, they’re just assholes.