It took me a minute to realize how fuckimg perfect this picture is.

Also: me trying to write fucking with swipes: Ducking chucking docking fixing cycling duckling… Apple really doesn’t want me to type it.

MBS! It’s the Michael Burnham Show!

I still think my 2012 Macbook Pro with the Highres screen was peak Apple. It’s been downhill ever since, but the current releases of macOS and iOS are a an extra special kind of crap. The worst part: it’s still miles ahead of Windows.

In my head Discovery will always be ST:MBS - The Michael Burnham Show.

Given his ties to Russia, I believe a fall from a hospital window would be more realistic.

Came here to say this. Also, getting a blow job is being complicit in mass murder.

Absolutely. He’ll also run again if he wins, because his Supreme Court will decidee that a two-term-limit is unconstitutional.

That’s great until Google finds that one picture of your child at the pool and immediately deletes your CSAM-harboring filthy account.

My home assistant tracks the power usage of my washing machine (via a Tasmota plug) and notifies me when the power goes under a threshold for a few minutes. Which happens at the end of the washing cycle.

No instruments, just a microphone to talk to ChatGPT.

Wonder how long it takes for the first Tesla driver to total his car this way…

Matthew Sobol, is that you?

I was going for ‘removed a certain cancerous bipedal species’, but yeah.

Genau, das sind so viele, die können wir hier nicht alle auflisten.

Wacht auf Schlafschafe und informiert Euch!

/s, falls es jemand nicht gemerkt hat.

Does it need Chrome to be installed? I’m not an expert with python error messages:

The version of chrome cannot be detected. Trying with latest driver version Traceback (most recent call last): File “/Users/myname/Downloads/reddit-lemmy-migrator.py”, line 33, in <module> driver = webdriver.Chrome(options=chrome_options) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^