That functionality requires a high tier subscription, and even then you have to watch 4 of the same advertisement before it says “Happy Birthday!”

This means a lot to me and other crab people. 🦀 ❤️

Just disabled that through Canta with Shizuku rather than adb on a Samsung Note 20 and rebooted. Should be fine to disable.

Pfff. Chemists all wear labcoats.

Wh-A-A-A-t?¿?

A lawn aerator?

DAMN. Yeah that story slipped past me. Thanks for the post.

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

I have a door spider. It lives in a crack in my entry door. I’m not sure of it is the same spider as last year, but it makes trap web near my door frame. I think of it as bug protection, it’s eating something I don’t want in my house.

Prude. /s

Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.

And a pleasant The One Meal to you too.

“including a highly secure phone with a Graphene operating system”

Wow, what an endorsement.

Now we just need to raise enough money to fly each of these crazies from pole to pole. Ugh…

Means nothing to me. What is a turbolib? It’s difficult to understand much of anything when everyone has a different name for everyone else.

Congratulations Comrade! Good luck to you in your new world of free awesome software. I escaped Windows years ago and can only imagine how bad it’s gotten.

Awww, thanks for telling me, but… FUCK. I didn’t know any of that. I need a drink.

Camel Exotic Blend Cigarettes. Good times. cough COUGH ahhhh. Good times.

Thank you, that was extremely well said!

So, there’s an infinite number of parallel universes?

No… just the two…