What’s gis? Cos apparently I’m one.

Huh. Only ever heard about these bugs, never seen it written down. Guess I’m today years old when I found out they’re not actually ‘Dunebugs’.

Every day’s a school day.

You’ve studied a lot of material scientists and biologists? What we talking here? Questionnaires or binoculars in the bushes?

Okay, that is fucking adorable.

So is Lead-207 special lead, or is it just, like, lead?

I think that’s a millipede. Centipedes = 1 pair of legs per body segment, millipedes = multiple pairs per body segment.

In the picture it looks like more than one pair of legs per body segment.

I think that’s how it is, anyway.

Well, not so much now.

I feel that might become a… problem.

Now kith.

There is some short story about all people being one being living every human life that ever will be and that when they are done they will be born as a God or some other elevated being.

The Egg by Andy Weir.

Ah yes, Pitch Black era Vin Diesel. Or one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

You’re taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I’m pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

I’m trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you’re calling OP a motherfucker.

Apparently I don’t know. 🙁

For the trumpet to affect his height… Did he wear it as a hat?

A once in a generation voice of pure velvety chocolate. No shame there.

Hur Hur Hur… PPU

The Amazonian what now?

The neutrinos are mutating!