

My first job shoved me into a tiny room that’s maybe 10 C hotter than the rest of the office. Anyone who wandered in would go “Wow it’s really hot in here! You guys should talk to building management!”. I swear the damn office nearly gave me heat stroke.

Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.
“What are you in for?”
“Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?”
“I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games.”