I hope they latched the gate.

Be careful, I’ve become positively obsessed with them. Well, one in particular…

I bet she was pretty cool.

They mean well! They’re trying their best! They’re putting their lives on the line every day to keep us all so safe and warm!

“I’ve got the trots” = diarrhea = shit

Hopefully this is the year fam gives me my flowers. That’d be super lit.

Proctology:

Christopher Lee.

That’s much better, thanks for the tip!

But he’s thin and making me look bad.

Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.

Hey now, you’re going to make those of us who look like peak Arnie feel self-conscious about our bodies!

Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

Right!? I so get this. Excellent science reference! More like Nödel is what I always say!

Or he solved theoretical physics and big physics obviously couldn’t allow that to get out.

Says who?

You gonna tell?

Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?

Don’t be mean.

I’ll take one of those bans, if you’re just handing them out!

Maybe the whole wave function/pattern deal is like how British people are just naturally good at forming lines, even if there isn’t a sign indicating to do so.

Why do you keep losing our child!?