Always plant your mint in a pot. Preferably a suspended one.

As the experts say: “Use it or lose it.”

Fun Fact: An improperly shielded (or old and deteriorating) fan can be influenced by stray electromagnetic radiation. They’ll pick up AM radio signals occasionally, creating an off tone in the fan noise that sounds like a person talking faintly on the other side of the fan.

Capitalists know how to sweeten the pot, even when it’s full of poison

It’s not a new breach, just an aggregation of previous ones filtered for Gmail addresses.

I for one look forward to Planet X becoming Planet IX.

The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.

So far I’ve only found it useful when describing bite-sized tasks in order to get suggestions on which functions are useful from the library/API I’m using. And only when those functions have documentation available on the Internet.

Chromatic aberration is also one of the few effects that actually happens with our eyes instead of being an effect designed to replicate a camera sensor.

It also has all the UI/UX stuff preloaded making everything feel snappier.

This tracks with my previous attempts at reporting that Sinfest guy. Posts hundreds of comics that blatantly break multiple official substack content guidelines and I get the effective equivalent of a promise for “action” combined with a dismissive eye roll. They completely ignored my follow-up email detailing the complete lack of action and the dozen or so new content guideline violations.

I’m predicting clothing lines designed to trick the AIs into thinking you’re better endowed than you really are

Not really, there are quantum-resistant crypto algorithms

Darth Vader was never the dictator, he was the muscle and the apprentice.

With a J but rhyming it with life

You’re the software for the meat mech

The actual symptom is called “executive dysfunction”.

Blowing up fossil fuel infrastructure is a moronic idea that’ll create an environmental disaster worse than the infrastructure existing. Instead, sabotage it so that it stops flowing.

Luckily the majority of websites and Internet traffic go to the three cloud companies

It gets extremely obvious when they enter the “nearly cracking” voice range but overall it’s fairly close