The “emergency” is that Google won’t be able to screw everyone over quite as hard as they’ve become so used to doing.

I’m trying to think of a bug that could cause this, but can’t come up with anything.

I think the real reason Google is funding Firefox is because they’re afraid of being targeted in antitrust lawsuits. As long as Firefox is around, they have someone they can point to, to say they’re not a monopoly.

Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

Yea, you have a point there. My cynical streak got the better of me there for a bit.

Do you think Big Pharma wants a cure for cancer? Me neither. That might be the real reason it was voted down.

Logitech stuff is already sort of a subscription based service, since their stuff is designed to fail after around 2 years.

He sure grabbed that flag by the pole.

Sounds like the whole hard drive recovery industry is about to go poof.

I bet De Niro is devastated – just devastated, I tell you.

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t be cats. So it’s not really possible to answer this question :)

Full Self Demolition

Biden COULD have just not said anything on this one. Instead he doubles down on his support for the genocidal maniac, Netanyahu, that is dragging him down in the polls.

If we were to burn another 500 billion barrels of oil, it would be game over for the planet.

I think what changed was that he started using ketamine.