The farther left I lean, the less tolerant I become.

Thought and prayers, mate.

Not fantastic. The kids started daycare and brought home some illness that I caught immediately. I called off work a couple days and they want documentation of some sort, as if I can afford a visit to the doctor with no insurance. On the other hand, I did land an interview for a much better job, so I remain hopeful.

Hail Beakman!

As if it even needs to be said.

Obligatory hail Satan!

Thank you, friend. I’m glad that your holiday season will be more complete!

I’m not excited about much. This will be my first Christmas since my wife and I separated, and I haven’t spoken with my own family for years, so it’s looking like I’ll be spending the better part of the holidays alone.

It just fucking is, kiddo.

He can do it on a fucking unicycle for all I care, that’s not at all what I’m saying.

I don’t like it here.

I can almost guarantee the bed of that particular truck has never seen a brick, or any other building material.

I saw a lifted truck the other day, and not only did it not have a trailer hitch, it didn’t even have a spot where one could be installed. I don’t know much, but it seems to me that if you’re not using your pickup truck for hauling, then you shouldn’t even have one.

How the fuck is this acceptable?

I haven’t seen this many mod removed comments since I left reddit.

Wow, fuck the mods at .world

Depp is overrated, Seagal is ludicrous. The key word here is “respectively”.

Removed by mod

I’m right there with you, my brother in crust.

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.