Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

I should call her.

“the effort of bookmarking stuff” 🤯

I should schedule a new tattoo appointment.

hello, yes, this is shark!

I have mental health disabilities in the USA and my meds are at zero cost because I literally have had absolute zero income for the past 5 years.

You wouldn’t believe how much those mood stabilizer/antidepressant cocktails stack up proportionally when I was able to scrape by on $15 an hour.

The system set me up to fail with how shitty it is, if healthcare wasn’t crap I could be contributing to society without crippling myself.

Holy shit there really is an XKCD for everything.

It doesn’t do it particularly well and that’s how you know vinyl enthusiasts are smelling their own farts.

I’m an alcoholic how do I translate this skill into becoming a dev? Serious question.

I’m tech illiterate- is mint Linux for people who aren’t masochists?

thank mr skeltal

It is also fully aquatic and the snake cannot support its body weight out of water so the snakes pictured are probably suffering.

-Dr. killjoy

Somehow you named worse options when trying to make your point.

We need to give them an alternative that isn’t Mastodon if we want them to leave.

Did they try to make it look this ugly?

I learned that you can buy snake skin products made from this lil guy! Neat.

Did Mastodon ever have users? Lol.

Star Trek too!

I still eat the shells on sunflower seeds. I would just buy them de-shelled if I didn’t want to eat them.

I can report here that my fellow cigarette smokers in Illinois are still happy to be puffing their cancer sticks because flavored nicotine vapes are worse, and cause popcorn lung, so I should just keep smoking cigs.

Dumbest laws are pushed because we have the dumbest peoples.