“I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.”

“Are you going to eat it?”

“…Yes”

It’s gray on the bottom.

Splitters

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

For more information on the crack spider’s bitch…

I can’t agree with this comment enough.
I finally picked this game up about six months ago. I get very little time to play, but I sneak in a short session when I can.

I told myself from the start that I wouldn’t look up any information, just let the game take me where it goes, and I’ve had a blast. Even times when it’s been an absolute bitch running back to collect my gear after getting stomped on.

You wouldn’t want to ride with me, then.
I generally don’t secure the seatbelt until I’m moving forward. Not sure why, but I’ve always done it.

I’ll mess with the rearview mirror often, as my position in the seat may shift, and I can’t stand it when the view in the mirror isn’t centered.

As for the radio… I channel surf like mad. 40 presets and I’ll scan through them all before deciding on something that I never stay on very long. My wife can, not, stand it. lol But, the radio controls are on the steering wheel, so doing so isn’t a distraction.

In the past, when I drove any of my vehicles that had a manual transmission, I had a habit of rattling the gearshift at stoplights. People who rode with me didn’t like that either.

The rose-colored glasses you’re wearing must have really thick lenses.
Anyone who thinks that this one act will change anything is out of their minds.

Giant corporations exist to make money to satisfy the shareholders and pay those at the top exorbitant paychecks. They don’t give the first flying fuck about their employees or customers, and this one act isn’t going to change a damn thing.

We all wish it will, but I’m sorry to say, but it won’t.

This is likely the result of someone further up the chain, accidentally messing up a work-order, and the team doing the work just blindly doing what it says.

I can’t stand people who work with blinders on and never ask logical questions even when they know the work being done is a stupid waste of time and resources.

But… I thought he said we wouldn’t have to vote ever again?

North Star Wars

Dances with Reindeer

The urinals didn’t tip her off?

Because I wouldn’t want people to kill me after the 24 hours is over… I would go with the Pink Floyd album, Meddle, mostly for Echoes (six tracks). Then the Jean-Michel Jarre album, Oxygène (another six). Then some good trip-hop tracks for something to move to.
Maybe Supreme Beings of Leisure, Ghetto. Moloko, Fun for Me. Morcheeba, Blood Like Lemonade.

Father rapers!

It’s been discussed here much better than I could, but I concur with, you pretty much can’t.

The slightest change would cause ripple effects that would affect almost everything.

Everyone always gravitates to the big names… Hitler, Trump, Elmo… But even the most possible mundane person, such as an Inuit baby born to parents in the remotest part of the Arctic 200 years ago, would be enough to cause changes that could easily keep you from being born.

I wish anti-vaxxers would think really hard and realize that 99% of them received the MMR (and others) vaccine as a child.
Numb fucks don’t understand that it’s vaccines that let them live as healthy as they have.

And how many still receive flu vaccine every year? I’ll bet that while many are spouting anti-vaxxer bullshit out of one side of their mouth, they’re quietly scheduling the yearly shots out of the other.
Can’t throw around lies when sick in bed.

But they won’t.
The “solution” will be just popping out a few more welfare babies. Thus continuing the downward spiral even faster.

You know… Come on, Russia. Send those bombs and let’s wrap this up.

Let me guess… He fell onto all of his chef knives at once?

That story gives me chills every time I think about the woman.