The original was “my mom”. This image has flipped it around. That’s why there’s a weird gap.

Corning: dinner plates, Gorilla glass, space shuttle windows

I have a cheap Honeywell soundbar. It’s quite crappy but enough for podcasts.

It’s better than my father-in-law’s prayers he sings every morning. He is tone deaf so it is catchy in a twisted way.

Influencer?

Through sheer audacity

He will call it “Greenland” and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!

Why did you punctuate like this?

I love Gorillaz and have listened to Deltron 3030 plenty of times but never made the connection!

The fur protects it for the most part.

Yes.

The way I do it is if a list only has single sentences or sentence fragments, I omit the period.

If there is at least one point with two sentences, everyone gets a period.

If a list has sentence fragments and double sentences, I cry. Then I rewrite the fragments into complete sentences, complaining about it the whole time.

Don’t forget to outstretch your pinky for the gentle shake.

Using “basis” to mean “based on”.

“Basis our discussion, please go ahead and…” “We decided on a price point basis our market research.”

It makes me uncomfortable.

You’re right about the malice bit. Maybe there are corollaries?

Gillette Vector Pro Plus 3000 with advanced cooling gel pad. Makes your face look like a boiled egg.

Also known as Hanlon’s razor.

He’s a shifty little fellow.

According to Dankpods, it’s 3. But that’s a shriek, not a scream.

Proboscis penis; it can make your skin crawl!

“The three of you can’t do it alone!”