I have the dogs and only two hands, I wish I had three hands so I could pet them all at once instead of having to alternate depending on who shoves who out of the way

What about the roads, who will pay for the roads?

It’s still all Greek to me

Unless I’m the mush are sending me to another plane of existence, no thanks. Milk is pretty good though.

I’m not even a weeb I just think mushrooms are nasty.

I’d rather bust my nut on a waifu figurine than eat mushrooms and milk for breakfast.

Yeah that’s fair, I personally love it especially back cracks.

You’re good

Donald Unger, a doctor who received the Medicine Prize for cracking the knuckles of his left hand – but not his right – for sixty years to see if the habit contributes to arthritis (it didn’t)

Yep, he’s got three more in the series.

Abhorsen series by Garth Nix.

They sold it at my uni, sales went to the surgeon research department.

Maybe paint ball instead? Shoot someone in the neck and you’ll get a great story and an easy ice breaker.

Glad I could offer a bit of reassurance man, all the best going forward.

I’m not trying to discount any of your feelings or experiences, I went through this same thing for years until I met my current (and first) gf; for context I was 28 when we started going out.

I hated hearing it when I was in your situation but it’s always been true for me, work on yourself and keep yourself open and things will eventually happen. I gave up trying to find a girlfriend when I was 27 after years of striking out irl and on dating apps and decided to focus on myself. I was starting a graduate program and got a cool public art opportunity through my city so I just put all my energy into that which helped me focus less on tinder and my lack of sex (kinda) . One day this girl I worked with dumped her loser boyfriend and after several failed attempts to ask her out (I’m bad at putting things down, she’s bad at picking things up) i finally had a date. Four years later and she’s begging me for a ring.

Life is tough and even harder when you don’t have someone to experience it with. Again, I don’t know your situation and I don’t want to just be another asshole saying things will get better cause I fucking hate those people when I was sad and lonely, but I genuinely do believe good things come to those who wait. Keep yourself open to new experiences and listen to your gut if it’s telling you to take a chance.

Or tell me to stfu, that’s cool too I get it and won’t be upset.

It was nice at first, now it’s really boring.

I live in British Columbia, you don’t scare me with your story of drug addicts, hippies driving Subaru’s, and no chance of ever moving from my parents basement.

Is there a youdontsurf community yet?

Save on archeology assessments by not having any remains.

Modern problems and all that.

https://archive.org/details/the-jerry-springer-show-various-episodes