1-800-ASK-POPE. 5$ for the first minute, 1$ for each additional minute.

Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”

It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!

We’re going to be so rich…maybe not 250 pencil rich though.

I don’t like being called slug, I prefer god-emperor of Dune.

Just build wall. -Chinese grand master maybe

But they were all of them deceived, for another citrus was made…

Pst. Hey kid wanna try some Linux distros!?

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

Unhand me you ruffians!

It’s not mere fucking. It’s unprotected “nuttin.”

Can I bike across the interstate?
“There are many ways you can epicly jump 6 lanes of traffic”

Me watching the dumpster fire from my cozy Linux machine.

Giraffes are goth as fuck.

“So you’re a real spider?”
….totally.
“Well what do we like?”
Uh…catching stuff to eat. Looking fuzzy.
“Okay, you’re in.”

Year 40,000 - Light some incense to beseech the magnets to attract.

You know someone’s toddler took the controls for the platypus design.
“I want a duck…but you can milk it. Poison! Like bad bad sting. BEAAAVER tail.”

Always check for infinite cat girl errors.

All I need is “Danger Zone” playing and some aviator sunglasses.