Add some LEDs and feel like you’re playing Tron instead of killing people.

I agree. Tim Cruise is short.

I got a Proteus IV system. Now I’m dead and my wife is knocked up.

No you don’t.

Some people just like the pain. I don’t mind it spicy, but the flavor is more important to me.

As cliched as it is, attitude makes a difference in how you view the world around you. Two people seeing the exact same thing can have vastly different views. Hell, the same person can have different views on different days or hours of the same day. Humans are like that.